{"product_id":"1-f-coin","title":"One Fuck Coin","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**IN THE MINTING PROCESS**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Fuck — Significance Grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMinted under the authority of the Department of Emotional Investment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Fuck represents a meaningful allocation of concern. Not action — that requires a Flying Fuck — but something beyond mere opinion. This is the denomination issued when something has genuinely gotten under your skin.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIssue one when something matters enough to lose sleep over but not enough to do anything about yet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDenomination value: 64 Hoots. Equal to 2 Two Shits.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1.25\" diameter. Antique silver finish.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEx Nihilo Sinceritas — Out of nothing, sincerity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Department of Emotional Investment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50132474429682,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/3957\/8354\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_577e910a-7ff6-4cc7-8266-a407597b59cc.jpg?v=1789941655","url":"https:\/\/deptofemotionalinvestment.myshopify.com\/products\/1-f-coin","provider":"Department of Emotional Investment","version":"1.0","type":"link"}