{"product_id":"1-flying-f-coin","title":"One Flying Fuck Coin","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Flying Fuck — Action Grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMinted under the authority of the Department of Emotional Investment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe highest denomination in the DEI reserve. One Flying Fuck represents the apex of effort — the point at which indifference becomes action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIssue one when words have failed. When passive concern is no longer sufficient. When you need someone to move from apathy to actually doing something about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAccepted in most social situations. Non-refundable. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e1.5\" diameter. Antique silver finish. Weighted to feel like it matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDenomination value: 128 Hoots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAlso works great as a golf ball marker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEx Nihilo Sinceritas — Out of nothing, sincerity.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Department of Emotional Investment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50093470843122,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/3957\/8354\/files\/c2.jpg?v=1789528843","url":"https:\/\/deptofemotionalinvestment.myshopify.com\/products\/1-flying-f-coin","provider":"Department of Emotional Investment","version":"1.0","type":"link"}