{"product_id":"1-hoot-coin","title":"One Hoot Coin","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**IN THE MINTING PROCESS**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Hoot — Acknowledgment Grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMinted under the authority of the Department of Emotional Investment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe base unit of the DEI reserve. One Hoot represents the minimum threshold of human acknowledgment. Not care. Not concern. Simply proof that you registered something existed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIssue one when words feel excessive but silence feels rude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDenomination value: 1 Hoot.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1.0\" diameter. Antique silver finish.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEx Nihilo Sinceritas — Out of nothing, sincerity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Department of Emotional Investment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50132543799538,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/3957\/8354\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_356ebc68-7c25-403e-9bad-cb438d3cd54e.jpg?v=1789942405","url":"https:\/\/deptofemotionalinvestment.myshopify.com\/products\/1-hoot-coin","provider":"Department of Emotional Investment","version":"1.0","type":"link"}