{"product_id":"2-shits-coin","title":"Two Shits Coin","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo Shits — Conviction Grade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinted under the authority of the Department of Emotional Investment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo Shits is not simply twice the value of One Shit. That would make it a convenience denomination. Two Shits represents something categorically different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't just have an opinion. You have a position. One you will defend. One you have thought about enough to argue. One you brought up without being asked because it needed to be said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the denomination issued when passive opinion has hardened into something you are willing to stand behind publicly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIssue one when someone needs to understand that your investment in this matter has moved beyond mild interest into active conviction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDenomination value: 32 Hoots. Equal to 4 Rats Asses. Equal to 4 individual Shits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1.25\" diameter. Antique silver finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEx Nihilo Sinceritas — Out of nothing, sincerity.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Department of Emotional Investment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67580766421234,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/3957\/8354\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_764b9018-d6c8-49b8-97b0-bc61ae8552b3.jpg?v=1790574305","url":"https:\/\/deptofemotionalinvestment.myshopify.com\/products\/2-shits-coin","provider":"Department of Emotional Investment","version":"1.0","type":"link"}