{"product_id":"one-shit-coin","title":"One Shit Coin","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne Shit — Opinion Grade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinted under the authority of the Department of Emotional Investment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne Shit represents the fourth denomination in the DEI reserve. You have a view on this. It is mild. It is yours. You will share it if asked and possibly if not asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the denomination issued when something has graduated from passing thought to actual position. You give One Shit about this. Not two. Not a Flying Fuck. But one measurable, documented Shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIssue one when someone needs to know that you have an opinion, even if that opinion has not yet hardened into conviction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDenomination value: 8 Hoots. Equal to 2 Rats Asses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1.25\" diameter. Antique silver finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEx Nihilo Sinceritas — Out of nothing, sincerity.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Department of Emotional Investment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67580760719602,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/3957\/8354\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_afd450fe-df73-455c-a61a-875055f82c8d.jpg?v=1790574305","url":"https:\/\/deptofemotionalinvestment.myshopify.com\/products\/one-shit-coin","provider":"Department of Emotional Investment","version":"1.0","type":"link"}