Two Shits Coin

Two Shits — Conviction Grade

Minted under the authority of the Department of Emotional Investment.

Two Shits is not simply twice the value of One Shit. That would make it a convenience denomination. Two Shits represents something categorically different.

You don't just have an opinion. You have a position. One you will defend. One you have thought about enough to argue. One you brought up without being asked because it needed to be said.

This is the denomination issued when passive opinion has hardened into something you are willing to stand behind publicly.

Issue one when someone needs to understand that your investment in this matter has moved beyond mild interest into active conviction.

Denomination value: 32 Hoots. Equal to 4 Rats Asses. Equal to 4 individual Shits.

1.25" diameter. Antique silver finish.

Ex Nihilo Sinceritas — Out of nothing, sincerity.