One Shit Coin

One Shit — Opinion Grade

Minted under the authority of the Department of Emotional Investment.

One Shit represents the fourth denomination in the DEI reserve. You have a view on this. It is mild. It is yours. You will share it if asked and possibly if not asked.

This is the denomination issued when something has graduated from passing thought to actual position. You give One Shit about this. Not two. Not a Flying Fuck. But one measurable, documented Shit.

Issue one when someone needs to know that you have an opinion, even if that opinion has not yet hardened into conviction.

Denomination value: 8 Hoots. Equal to 2 Rats Asses.

1.25" diameter. Antique silver finish.

Ex Nihilo Sinceritas — Out of nothing, sincerity.